“I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree.”
Bridegirls
“You’re like the maid of dishonor.”
“That dolphin didn’t look at me, but into my soul. My goddamn soul.”
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“Do you want to tell a barista about it? We’re just like priests except we tell everyone afterwards.”
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“I’m telling you, hitting bottom is a good thing. Because there’s nowhere to go but up.”
“I went to the fucking salon with her and I got my asshole bleached too! And I love my new asshole!”
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“I don’t associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.”
View Larger “At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.”
